sillybro:

this girl at school opened her locker today and i saw something from the corner of my eye and i looked and

sillybro:

this girl at school opened her locker today and i saw something from the corner of my eye and i looked and

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

k1mkardashian:

aaliyahsashes:

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

anus:

spotting a hot person

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(  ͡°  ͜ʖ  ͡°)

(  ͡ °  ͜ʖ  ͡ °)

(  ͡  °  ͜ʖ  ͡  °)

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

pondi-pond:

ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

pondi-pond:

ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people